What do you think?

What do I think?

There’s a lot of possibilities:

  • I am an evangelist and will find a way to bring you to the side of Truth of The Universe, where I find myself sitting amongst the Enlightened Ones.
  • Here’s what I think.
  • I might be wrong, but I feel like…
  • I actually disagree…
  • Uh, maybe I should soften this a bit.
  • Absolutely no way in hell I’m saying it dude.
  • I don’t know, but how about that weather we’ve been having eh? Crazy stuff.
  • Be as sarcastic and caustic as possible because it’s funny.
  • Be post-ironic. I really just don’t care. But I don’t.
  • I have absolutely no opinion.
  • There’s something tangentially related I’d rather talk about.
  • Honestly you could not pay me any amount of money to come up with an opinion.
  • I will pick a completely arbitrary opinion on this topic I’ve never thought about before and stand behind it, fighting until death until I die and ascend to heaven a martyr.

In actuality it’s mostly just picking the right kind of filter.